I thought this would be fun. In this game you are in a bear's cave. The bear is asleep. You can do almost anything you want in the cave but you can only declare one action per post. For each action a die will be rolled to see whether you woke the bear or not. 6 = epic win, 1 = epic fail and some freak accident occurs, you wake the bear and get eaten which means you can't post until a new page. The greedier, i steal 1000000000 diamonds from the cave, or stupider, i poke the bear with a sharp stick, you get the more likely i am to skip the roll and go straight to the freak accident. There are only two rules, 1. no double posting, and 2. keep the actions around a PG-13 level so a mod doesn't shut this thread down. And the game begins...
i take out two arrowguns, combine them into a sniper rifle, warp away from the bear, and snipe the bear in the head for a instant kill... no waking it up at all =P
DapwnageG you roll 3 as you run to gain momentum for the flip you trip on a rack and lose your concentration
holt24 you roll 1 as you begin to meditate, you lose your grip on the wall and fall into the bear's maw just as it yawns. you are eaten
Kylelolcat you roll 2 the bear sees through your deception and chases you out
sonicheroes95 your roll is skipped the bear eats you before you can act i wish i could edit my first post but since i can't i'll explain why your roll was skipped. in addition to the conditions listed in the instructions, over the course of the game i have determined there are three surefire ways to get instantly killed 1. try to kill the bear 2. try to take control of the bear 3. try to take control of the game
armortycoon you roll 4 the box hits the bear but she ignores it
Noahguy1234 you roll 4 the rock creates a noise behind the bear and it turns to face that direction, but does not move. you manage to get past the bear
starcraftfan123 you roll 3 you make too much noise so the bear growls at you so you stop.
ATTENTION!!! Starting exactly midnight tonight, the bear will be going into labor to give birth to her child. The pain will make the bear super aggressive and any action that rolls less than a 6 will get you eaten.This period of all or nothing rolls will last until 7:30 Monday morning. Even after that, for 5 pages the bear will be raising her young and any action that rolls less than 4 will get you eaten. After this things will return to normal.
ATTENTION!!! Starting exactly midnight tonight, the bear will be going into labor to give birth to her child. The pain will make the bear super aggressive and any action that rolls less than a 6 will get you eaten.This period of all or nothing rolls will last until 7:30 Monday morning. Even after that, for 5 pages the bear will be raising her young and any action that rolls less than 4 will get you eaten. After this things will return to normal.
