I thought this would be fun. In this game you are in a bear's cave. The bear is asleep. You can do almost anything you want in the cave but you can only declare one action per post. For each action a die will be rolled to see whether you woke the bear or not. 6 = epic win, 1 = epic fail and some freak accident occurs, you wake the bear and get eaten which means you can't post until a new page. The greedier, i steal 1000000000 diamonds from the cave, or stupider, i poke the bear with a sharp stick, you get the more likely i am to skip the roll and go straight to the freak accident. There are only two rules, 1. no double posting, and 2. keep the actions around a PG-13 level so a mod doesn't shut this thread down. And the game begins...
i'd like to stay up just to see who will be the first to test their luck... but i can't. you can still post if you want as always, but you'll have to wait a long time to see if you are lucky enough because i probably won't be back online till the afternoon.
locoace you are eaten for trying to kick a bear in labor in the stomach. not by THE bear however, but by her mother who is hear to watch her grandchildren get born and eat all threats.
StraightJaketMan you roll 1 the mother thinks the game is horrible and eats you for even suggesting to her daughter to play it
k4th3r1n3 you roll 6 the mother allows you to inject he daughter and the bear starts feeling better immediately i decided to do the gimmick because of what a player posted. "Officially", the bear was pregnant before the game began
armortycoon you get no roll because you declared a passive action(one that cannot be manipulated to involve the bear)
Darkfire45 you roll 4 the mother hears the fuse and thinks you're about to attack her daughter. she put it out then eats you
ABarOfSoap you roll 4 the mother assumes you are trying to poison her daughter, smashes the taco, then eats you
starcraftfan123 you get no roll the taco no longer exists therefore your action is void
Saving123 you roll 3 the mother does not speak African and assumes you are cursing at her daughter. you are eaten
ZombieFreak77 you roll 2 the mother thinks you are trying to scare her daughter and eats you
