I thought this would be fun. In this game you are in a bear's cave. The bear is asleep. You can do almost anything you want in the cave but you can only declare one action per post. For each action a die will be rolled to see whether you woke the bear or not. 6 = epic win, 1 = epic fail and some freak accident occurs, you wake the bear and get eaten which means you can't post until a new page. The greedier, i steal 1000000000 diamonds from the cave, or stupider, i poke the bear with a sharp stick, you get the more likely i am to skip the roll and go straight to the freak accident. There are only two rules, 1. no double posting, and 2. keep the actions around a PG-13 level so a mod doesn't shut this thread down. And the game begins...
starcraftfan123 you roll 6 the grandmother accepts the chicken and feeds a little to the mother
25wes25 your roll is skipped normally i would have the grandmother eat you, but your action was countered by sonicheroes25 and you get blown up outside the cave
Darkfire45 you roll 2 the grandmother thinks there is cocaine in the cookie, destroys it, then eats you
sonicheroes95 your roll is skipped since you seem to be helping now that you know you can't kill the bear, while she is in labor, which is until 7:30 tomorrow morning, you are in charge of countering the people who stupidly keep trying to kill the bear.
Aisian isn't the only language she speaks. she also knows european, american, south american, antartic, african, and austrailian[quote]Saving123 you roll 3 the mother does not speak African and assumes you are cursing at her daughter. you are eaten
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Not cool...
I start baking a birthday cake for the bear, with the oven I found in the cave.
Saving123 you roll 5 the grandmother thinks you will but uranium in the cake and eats you the mother i am talking about in that post is the mother of the bear who is giving birth. she doesn't speak african. to avoid confusion i've begun calling the mother the grand mother and the bear the mother.
some where around page 18 i list what rolls equal for my game. i also explain why 5 five will get you eaten a page or two back from this one. look it up
