I thought this would be fun. In this game you are in a bear's cave. The bear is asleep. You can do almost anything you want in the cave but you can only declare one action per post. For each action a die will be rolled to see whether you woke the bear or not. 6 = epic win, 1 = epic fail and some freak accident occurs, you wake the bear and get eaten which means you can't post until a new page. The greedier, i steal 1000000000 diamonds from the cave, or stupider, i poke the bear with a sharp stick, you get the more likely i am to skip the roll and go straight to the freak accident. There are only two rules, 1. no double posting, and 2. keep the actions around a PG-13 level so a mod doesn't shut this thread down. And the game begins...
Kylelolcat your roll is skipped the grandmother eats you. Sonicheroes95 is helping me stop the people who are trying to kill the mother until 7:30 AM tomorrow. if you want to attack him, wait until then.
armortycoon you roll 5 the grandmother tests the water and doesn't like how it tastes. she thinks you are trying to poison her soon to be born grandchildren, violently rips you apart, then eats you. notice how she gets more violent when she thinks her grandchildren are in danger. : )
I boil a tub of water (to sterilize it), then after letting it cool to about 95 degrees F, I place it next to the new momma and babies so she can wash the birth-goo off of them.
Actions before period of labor is over DapwnageG you roll 2 the grandmother mistakes you for a poisonous snake, cuts off your head(to avoid consuming poison), then eats you
Darkfire45 you roll 3 the grandmother thinks the rabbit is diseased, burns it to ashes, then eats you
Zaork you roll 6 the grandmother is amused by your impression
HahiHa you roll 3 the grandmother thinks you are trying to put some sort of hex on her grandchildren, picks you up, and throws you in a 40 ft. deep pit of poisonous snakes
Actions after birth of the babies Three healthy babies have been born. There are two girls and one boy. The eldest is a boy is named Baloo. The middle child is named Sherri and the youngest is named Nicole. The grandmother has calmed down now that the mother can defend herself and her children, but she will still stick around until the babies are old enough to fend for themselves. This is why the roll requirement is still a little high. P.S. i know this isn't how it works in nature, but this is a game. here is a picture of the mother and her children exploring a field out side the cave:
this is where all actions will take lace until the children are old enough to fend for themselves.
armortycoon you roll 5 the mother accepts the berries and shares them with her children and the grandmother
k4th3r1n3 you roll 2 the grandmother thinks you did something else to the water and eats you
starcraftfan123 you roll 4 your offerings are accepted with a grunt