I thought this would be fun. In this game you are in a bear's cave. The bear is asleep. You can do almost anything you want in the cave but you can only declare one action per post. For each action a die will be rolled to see whether you woke the bear or not. 6 = epic win, 1 = epic fail and some freak accident occurs, you wake the bear and get eaten which means you can't post until a new page. The greedier, i steal 1000000000 diamonds from the cave, or stupider, i poke the bear with a sharp stick, you get the more likely i am to skip the roll and go straight to the freak accident. There are only two rules, 1. no double posting, and 2. keep the actions around a PG-13 level so a mod doesn't shut this thread down. And the game begins...
Kylelolcat you roll 3 the bear ignores the cow and growls menacingly at you
holt24 your roll is skipped the bear eats you. nuff said since you are probably wondering why i skipped your roll, i shall explain. since i started this thread, I am in control of the bear. this means I determine what unusual quirks the bear may or may not have (such as speaking asian). simply saying you speak asian to the bear would have been okay. then i would have left it to luck to see whether he wanted to talk to you or not. instead you stated that the bear spoke asian which is not for you to decide. I will not tolerate any actions that take control of the bear in any way.
