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ikaku1
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I thought this would be fun.
In this game you are in a bear's cave. The bear is asleep. You can do almost anything you want in the cave but you can only declare one action per post. For each action a die will be rolled to see whether you woke the bear or not. 6 = epic win, 1 = epic fail and some freak accident occurs, you wake the bear and get eaten which means you can't post until a new page. The greedier, i steal 1000000000 diamonds from the cave, or stupider, i poke the bear with a sharp stick, you get the more likely i am to skip the roll and go straight to the freak accident. There are only two rules, 1. no double posting, and 2. keep the actions around a PG-13 level so a mod doesn't shut this thread down. And the game begins...


NOW

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holt24
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I speak Asian to the bear.(and this time I do not know if it can speak it or not).

ikaku1
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hockeymaster55 you roll 4
you buy a .32 cal handgund and three rounds of ammunition

ichigo772 you roll 2
the sound of you making modifications wakes the bear and it chases you out

holt24 you roll 3
the bear doesn't like your accent and ignores you

ikaku1
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did i say rounds,i meant clips or whatever the holder for handgun bullets is called

ichigo772
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i go back into the cave and try to make the modifications quietly

ikaku1
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ichigo772 you roll 6
you have successfully completed a fort strong enough to hold the bear for an hour or two

holt24
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Since the bear ignores me I take out a megaphone and start speaking Asian to it.

ichigo772
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I try to find some food and i stay CLEAR AWAY from the bear

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holt24 you roll 3
the bear still doesn't like you accent and uses a meditation technique to ignore your megaphone

ichigo772 you roll 4
you find a can of soup
p.s. staying away from the bear won't help if you roll a 2 or a 1

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i go back to my barricade and eat some soup

holt24
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I plug earphones into his ears and play a cd of me speaking asian to him with it up all the way.

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I bring my female bear pet to the bear, and get them comfortable with some fire and beds.

locoace3
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and get them comfortable with some fire and beds.


don't forget candles and some rufies in the dri- whoops wait shouldn't do that in front of the female bear
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ichigo772 you roll 3
you eat the soup, but it doesn't full satisfy you

holt24 you roll 3
the bear continues to ignore you
since i'm rolling a real die, i think the universe is trying to tell you something

Zanto_zsnesyou roll 2
the bear is female so it chases the competitor bear out of its territory and you with it

ichigo772
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I leave the cave and go to get some more money by pick pocketing it and after that i go to a hardware store

holt24
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The universe is telling me to keep trying.I bring 100000000 Asians with me to yell at the bear as loud as we can with megaphones.

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