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Mooooooo
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Mooooooo
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Nomad

The Game

In this game, unlike all others, you have to kill yourself! But don't think it's that easy, because...just watch the example!

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Example

Person: I make a rope, and hang my head on it, so I die.
Host: The rope snaps, you failed to kill yourself.

Person: I aim a gun at my head and fire!
Host: The gun jams.

Person: I throw a grenade at the ground and wait for it to explode.
Host: You wait, wait, wait, but it doesn't explode, you then realize you forgot to cook the grenade...so Fail!

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Victory Conditions
-Kill yourself with an idea that cannot be reflected like in the examples.
-The first guy who will kill himself is the new host of the game.

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Let's begin then!

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spartandestroyer
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i stab myself with a scottish claymore. the scottish pronounciation of claymore is something like...

"claidheamhmor"

(i do not use the single quotation mark. EVER)

EmperorPalpatine
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Jester

@TFP
Nope you completely forgot it. I'll give you another 3 minutes after my timecode because I was slow.

EmperorPalpatine
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@spartandestroyer
You stabbed your pinky finger (OUCH!). You survive.

EmperorPalpatine
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@TFP
I think time's up by now. If not you have about a minute...

spartandestroyer
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i eat a grenade that has about 5 seconds before it goes off and is definitely NOT a dud. and i took the pin out beforehand and stabbed my painis wit it.

EmperorPalpatine
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@TFP
You have failed your objective and I died. Nice going.

@spartandestroyer
It was a smoke grenade so you did little more than burp smoke constantly for a few minutes. You survive.

spartandestroyer
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i light a fire and go to sleep in it. and yes i did make it a greek fire.

EmperorPalpatine
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@TFP
You were six minutes late but you got it. It was the dynamite, but you were too late to put it out so...
"So you get NOTHING! You LOSE! Good day sir!"

@spartandestroyer
Luckily your pajamas were made to be fireproof. Modern fire extinguishers would be able to put out Greek fire. A neighbor noticed the smoke and put it out with their extinguisher.

EmperorPalpatine
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@TFP
It dosent really matter at all. I just wanted an excuse to use the Willy Wonka quote lol.

spartandestroyer
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i make inflammable (means can be set on fire) PJs and light ANOTHER fire with a napalm grenade while there is tons of flammable gas in the house and go to sleep on the fire. its a relatively big fire so i cant put it out by smothering it by accident. i also activate the anti-aircraft cannons that will shoot down any and all planes and helicopters. i also activate the electric flooring around my house so that anyone who steps near my house gets instantly electrocuted.

EmperorPalpatine
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@spartandestroyer
The military made their best attempt to save you. They have been following you ever since you bought those AA cannons and the napalm grenade and the gas. They sent in a few Predator Drones to disable your cannons (I don't know why they took the time to do this because and ariel drop was not used to put out the fire) while a special forces group shuts off your power and moves in. They put out the fire using a few gallons of Cold Fire(inserts that encircled R because it's a brand name) extinguishers. You survive.

@TFP
You were hit by a very strong updraft just before hitting the concrete. You survive in a lot of pain. Many people laugh at you for being naked.

spartandestroyer
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i screw the military over with my total war crossbows exploding bolt attachment. then they will have to go and fight someone/thing. then i activate the atomic nuclear poison gas.

amorboy
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can i join ?

il inject a zombie virus to some ppl and close my self in a house close my self with ropes and gather zombies around me so they bite me and kill me if they didnt kill me i have another plan a momb yeah will explode in 10 sec i have set the timer on 10 secends

amorboy
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final its k and i will wait till the host fails me

EmperorPalpatine
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(O jeez srry 4 not posting earlier but my internet was down. It actually cut out while I was typing this, so yeah it really sucks)

@spartandestroyer
A sniper shoots you in the leg. You can't activate your poison gas because you are in too much pain and immobile. The military imprisons you and you survive.

@amorboy
Thanks TFP for taking care of that one! You survive.
I woulda said they were destracted by the bomb like the monkey thing in black ops and surrounded it enough to shield you from the blast which killed all the zombies. You survive either way.

@TFP
Chuck decides to swing at you and misses on purpose just so you'll leave him alone. He knew you would haunt him if he killed you. You survive.

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