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Mooooooo
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The Game

In this game, unlike all others, you have to kill yourself! But don't think it's that easy, because...just watch the example!

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Example

Person: I make a rope, and hang my head on it, so I die.
Host: The rope snaps, you failed to kill yourself.

Person: I aim a gun at my head and fire!
Host: The gun jams.

Person: I throw a grenade at the ground and wait for it to explode.
Host: You wait, wait, wait, but it doesn't explode, you then realize you forgot to cook the grenade...so Fail!

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Victory Conditions
-Kill yourself with an idea that cannot be reflected like in the examples.
-The first guy who will kill himself is the new host of the game.

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Let's begin then!

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EmperorPalpatine
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@spartandestroyer
The lava burns you very badly on your head and elsewhere as it flows down your body. Your hands are turned to carbon as you try to pick up the lava but you are unable to because your hands became brittle and useless. Even if you somehow pick it up, the propane was old and useless because its ability to produce flamable vapors has worn off. You survive but look terrible.

spartandestroyer
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i stab my own brain out (i dont have a heart to stab out) with a burning sword. how did i get the sword? steel sword + lamp oil + torches.

EmperorPalpatine
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@TFP
Luckily the scientists made a perfect 3D computer backup model of your brain and later reconstructed it exactly the way it was artificially. So technically you're alive as an artificial clone. So, in a wierd way, you survive.

@spartandestroyer
same as his

jk, your sword was burning to hot and melted before you could stab your brain. It was still hot and melty so you only badly burned your face. Luckily you get hired a few weeks later to star in the Broadway production of The Phantom of the Opera, due to your fitting looks. You become famous, but more importantly, you survive.

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I lock myself in a diamond freezer from the inside and out set it to -100*C and attach spikes all around and inside the freezer. If someone opens the freezer, flames would fire up from the inside of the freezer and burn me straight away. The freezer is plugged in, and also has extra batteries to power it inside, and all the supplies necessary to keep the freezer going. The supplies (batteries etc.) are also locked and you have to open the freezer to get to it. If the freezer is unplugged or moved even the slightest bit, the flames would come.

spartandestroyer
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and im fooling around with the power cord.

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by which i mean im tossing it in the air and catching it while the powers on.

EmperorPalpatine
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@Osumnis
Why does a freezer have flames? Must be one of them newfangled contraptions that works as an oven too.

Do you have any idea how long it actually takes to burn to death? It's about 12 seconds. Plus you were cooled beforehand. The fire department quickly opens the freezer before you freeze to death. They then put out the flames with time to spare. You survive. What were the spikes for?

@TFP
Same as you but they break off the cage lock using industrial pliars. They had less time to put out the flames with your scenario (about 2 seconds remaining), but although you look like an overcooked wing at KFC, you survive (with irreversable skin damage).

@spartandestroyer
The police come to arrest you for attempting to assist his suicide which is illegal.

spartandestroyer
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i slash the same police who came to arrest me with the muramasa blade. just so you know the muramasa blades stats and everything can be found in the terraria wiki.

EmperorPalpatine
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@spartandestroyer
What did that have to do with you anyway? Did you just not think of anything to post and decided to be a troll for a few minutes?

spartandestroyer
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im waiting to start hearing the police fire their guns...

and waiting...

and waiting...

and killing people with my muramasa blade...

EmperorPalpatine
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@spartandestroyer
You ninja'd my response there. Ok that's a fun suicide attempt, lemme see...

They taze you and take you to jail.

Wow that was easier than I thought.

spartandestroyer
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i pull out my fork of awesomeness and cut the bars of the prison door in half. and dont think they can take it off me cause i have a grip like cement.

Osumnis
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I put grenades in my pockets and I keep unhooking all the pins and swallow the pins as well.

For my previous attempt, the spikes were to assure no one would try to open the freezer, because they would get hurt and if they do open it, I would fall on the spikes and die.

Koru7
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I drown myself in the middle of the ocean with no one there.

EmperorPalpatine
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@spartandestroyer
They taze you and inject you with a sedative. You wake up in a straight jacket in a padded room and (worst of all) your fork of awesomeness is gone! They took it while you were sleeping. You survive.

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