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Mooooooo
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The Game

In this game, unlike all others, you have to kill yourself! But don't think it's that easy, because...just watch the example!

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Example

Person: I make a rope, and hang my head on it, so I die.
Host: The rope snaps, you failed to kill yourself.

Person: I aim a gun at my head and fire!
Host: The gun jams.

Person: I throw a grenade at the ground and wait for it to explode.
Host: You wait, wait, wait, but it doesn't explode, you then realize you forgot to cook the grenade...so Fail!

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Victory Conditions
-Kill yourself with an idea that cannot be reflected like in the examples.
-The first guy who will kill himself is the new host of the game.

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Let's begin then!

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EmperorPalpatine
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@TFP
This isn't really a suicide is it? I woul've just said the gun was full of blanks.
So this is completely unrelated to the original purpose of the thread. I'll answer it anyway: you were getting out of the car when you were shot by a sniper. You lost your balance and staggered backward into the car where you collapsed onto the seat. As you were dying, a man in a hurry (who had no idea what just happened) shut your car door in order to get by.

bryceop
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i listen to justin bieber.

amorboy
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i make dead rising come true hahahaha i dont run away from zombies i stay in the sentur and oh the militery isnt going to come for 70 hours hahaha and no one has survived and ohhh my blood type isnt AB+ and there will be 10 nuclar bombs on my head in two secs and ohhhh i am tied up on a chair and a stupid guys with AB+ blood tybe is going to shoot in my head in two secs the zombies only love to eat me nothing els nothing els and there isnt a shelter for about 2 kilometers oh i forgot god dosnt like me i am the most dangures bad person on earth devil dosnt want me too i was a good guy be for now how i am going to surviv ??? !!!

spartandestroyer
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i use shadow compression on myself. helps with stealth. doesnt help with being tall OR being painless. often kills.

EmperorPalpatine
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@bryceop
Immediately afterward, someone plays some death metal to revive you (ironic ain't it?). You survive.

@amorboy
The zombies die of hunger before they reach you. The guns were only water guns so they didn't do much. The nukes were duds because your supplier scammed you. God and the devil make a deal to simply make your life miserable instead of killing you. You survive.

@spartandestroyer
Shadow Compression does not exist in that form. That scenario will be considered under the category of fantasy and will be ignored.

Eclipsus74
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i slice my own head off

EmperorPalpatine
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@Eclipsus74
Before it got too dry, your brain was placed into a robot as part of a government experiment. The experiment was a complete success and you survive as a robot.

spartandestroyer
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i stab myself in the head with a bonesaw then shoot myself in the chest with a shotgun.

Razerules
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I start using dru*s until I overdose!

P.S I buy Co*aine!

Razerules
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I then Buy real Dr**s!!!!!

spartandestroyer
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i cannonball into a very deep and very wide pool of acid. the acid is strong enough to disolve flesh but not bone. how do i survive that?

spartandestroyer
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i slice the very same net with a diamond axe.

(now to make sure this doesnt go minecraft style...)

Patrick2011
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@TFP:

If you're going to host, you need to announce it. Otherwise, it weirds the rest of us out. Since you failed to announce it, I will try to get EmperorPalpatine to host again.

Patrick2011
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Patrick i posted on his wall asking him if i could host also i talked to him on pg 19


What happens on profiles does not matter in the thread. Therefore, it is still important to announce. Also, I have asked EmperorPalpatine to host again. If he says yes and announces, he is the host. Otherwise, you are the host.
spartandestroyer
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because the diamond axe costed tons i then just disconnect the edges of the net.

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