Person: I make a rope, and hang my head on it, so I die. Host: The rope snaps, you failed to kill yourself.
Person: I aim a gun at my head and fire! Host: The gun jams.
Person: I throw a grenade at the ground and wait for it to explode. Host: You wait, wait, wait, but it doesn't explode, you then realize you forgot to cook the grenade...so Fail!
Victory Conditions -Kill yourself with an idea that cannot be reflected like in the examples. -The first guy who will kill himself is the new host of the game.
i self-break my armor to turn into shadow form then go find my fork of awesomeness. once i do that i go back and collect my armor and put it back on before breaking tons of stuff with it. including their jars of dirt.
@Osumnis They cought you while you were falling and dragged you out and put out the fire.
They were not pinapple grenades but, in fact, actual pinapples and they did nothing. Naw that's way too cheap. The nades were all duds. There, that's totally probable.
@Koru7 Ok... no ONE there. Multiple lifeguards take patrol boats out to rescue you. The nice men make kissy faces on you to resuscitate you just in time.
I am very tired and will answer your posts tomorrow. Peace.
@TFP Naw you would just be locked up in a high-security prison. You survive.
@spartandestroyer umm...ok... You survive because you didn't attempt a death and you are trollin now.
@Eclipsus74 That is the point of these posts: make a perfect way to make yourself cease to exist by your own doing. Give as much detail as you need. No fantasy.
@Osumnis There were large holes in your pockets which the nades fell through. They bounced off of your shoes in different directions. You could only chase one of them. The one you chased went out of the room and happened to be a dud. You survive.
@TFP You are unable to sleep because it's too bright.
i create a device which cannot fail in a place that no one has discovered the device will shoot a laser at me and instantly vavporize me but after that happens it will self destruct wiping the entire place out and erasing the very place from existence with another device that i recently created that is also full proof and cannot malfunction SO HA
@spartandestroyer A nice man in China catches you. You survive.
@Eclipsus74 You set the erasing device wrong because the instructions were in scottish-korean. It erased the lazer.
Has anyone been able to find some way to mess up mine? "I would get a tan, wear a white robe, a turban, and run thru an NRA (National Rifle Association) Second Amendment Rights Convention while doing the stereotypical Arab tongue-roll noise thingy. I am visibly strapped with 2 pounds of C4 and 10 sticks of lit dynamite. I am holding a spring-switch on the trigger for the C4 in each hand, and one in my mouth. If anyone gets anywhere near me I release the switches."
i go to an under water archery corse i cut myself a shark eats me i jump in front of an arrow where i jump there are nukes under foot i shot myself with five guns i get hire hitman to shoot me with an rocket i hire a body guard to guard my hitman i dont wear an oxegon tank i use a lion trained to hunt me under water with an oxegoen tank on before i do this i hack into the fbi and get to the top of the most wanted list they shoot at me i get run over by an under water car i throw car batteries in the water i stab myself i make myself take a hundred death pills i insult chuck norris i hire someone to put a big tank over me so i drown.
@bryceop You cut your pinky finger. The shark ate that pinky finger. The arrow hit your other pinky finger. You began to float upwards. The bullets from the guns broke apart in the water before they hit you. The rocket fails because the shark got in the way and sadly died. The water pressure forced the air to stay in your lungs. The lion was eaten by the shark shortly before the shark was hit by the rocket. The FBI's bullets also disintegrate upon entering the water. The underwater car barely hit you and was traveling quite slowly. The car batteries were too drained to do anything to you. You stab yourself in the pinky toe. Eating that many pills at once forced you to puke them up (so now you are swimming in puke). Chuck Norris was already laughing at you for swimming in puke and ignored your insult. The tank, though large, was an inflatable one. You were still floating upwards throughout all this and when you reached the surface the inflatable tank moved up and looked quite silly as a hat. All this happened in under 30 seconds. You survive.
@TFP I highly doubt there's enough security in the world to hold back 500 hot-blooded armed rednecks. You did overlook a small detail which did get me killed. If you do not figure it out within the next 4 minutes you cannot comment about my death post ever again!
