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Mooooooo
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The Game

In this game, unlike all others, you have to kill yourself! But don't think it's that easy, because...just watch the example!

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Example

Person: I make a rope, and hang my head on it, so I die.
Host: The rope snaps, you failed to kill yourself.

Person: I aim a gun at my head and fire!
Host: The gun jams.

Person: I throw a grenade at the ground and wait for it to explode.
Host: You wait, wait, wait, but it doesn't explode, you then realize you forgot to cook the grenade...so Fail!

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Victory Conditions
-Kill yourself with an idea that cannot be reflected like in the examples.
-The first guy who will kill himself is the new host of the game.

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Let's begin then!

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Razerules
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Because I am In Jail A pound my Head Into the wall several times!
OAnd If I don't die from that I then tell the officer that I need a Medic...He will then take me to the doctor and I will stab myself repeadatly with a sharp tool!

spartandestroyer
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i grab my flint and tinder which i kill pigs with and burn the rope instead!

halomaniac64
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I nuke myself with a working nuke and it blows up.

halomaniac64
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I swallow a mini nuke that works and it blows up

halomaniac64
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I blow up the EARTH with a planetbuster

halomaniac64
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@halomaniac64 the cops confiscate it


It already blew up
halomaniac64
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I do not have a astronaut suit on

CrispyFox1337
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I jump directly into an incinerator while I fall at a speed of 426 miles per hour and the height is about 55 meters from a building and I'm also injecting myself toxic substances into my arm while I'm falling and also, there's someone in the crowd of people who is watching every other people's moves just in case someone tries to save me...

CrispyFox1337
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TFP@

That guy who was in the crowd watching, shoots the helicopter with a Rocket Launcher, killing everyone, including me... :3

halomaniac64
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I blow up the universe

Patrick2011
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Templar

I just got an update from EmperorPalpatine. When his Internet improves, he will take over this thread again.

halomaniac64
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Nomad

Change of plans I blow up the solar system by placing a sunbuster on the sun

CrispyFox1337
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I get into the bath tub while dropping an electrical cord inside and I also hanged myself from the shower cord and I covered the whole bath tub soap so I can't get up or get any grip on anything...

CrispyFox1337
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I drink ALL the Kool-Aid of the world and after I finish doing that I start cutting off ALL my body parts limb by limb!

EmperorPalpatine
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I was gonna take over but you seem to be handling it well so I'll leave it to you, Unless you get one you can't solve, then I'll help you out.

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