Person: I make a rope, and hang my head on it, so I die. Host: The rope snaps, you failed to kill yourself.
Person: I aim a gun at my head and fire! Host: The gun jams.
Person: I throw a grenade at the ground and wait for it to explode. Host: You wait, wait, wait, but it doesn't explode, you then realize you forgot to cook the grenade...so Fail!
Victory Conditions -Kill yourself with an idea that cannot be reflected like in the examples. -The first guy who will kill himself is the new host of the game.
@Razerules The zombies recognize you as their savior and do not attack you. The government sends in the SEALs to eliminate the threat. They find you and take you to a research facility where you are experimented on many times but are not killed.
@spartandestroyer The attack missed.
@acmed No problem.
@bunniecorps Although wide, the pit wasn't very deep (only 1/4 inch). Your feet were singed and became carbon. Luckily some nearby geologists were able to rescue you.
if time travel exists, then so does alternate timelines, and that means endless possibilities. anyway, i time travel to the future and talk samus aran into killing me for all the money in the world.
I get into a rocket without anyone. I then check the engines and stuff and it's fine. I also disable the control room's systems and I destroy them until they cannot be repaired. I check that Venus, The Moon and Mercury are not in the way. I then fly to the Sun and I don't wear any suits. I also check that there is only a little air inside the rocket for me to breathe. If I die then, it's good. Since the rocket is flying to the Sun, the front part will be melted. So, I go to the front without dropping or any mistakes and make sure the belt is good and not worn out. It is good. I strap myself hard and wait for my death.
(I don't want to become the host. I just want a death that cannot be countered. Thanks.)
@Rapyion I could have taken the easy path and simply stated: You are picked up by aliens and experimented on for many years before being returned to a cornfield in Iowa. But I won't. Instead, a rather large and unusually fast meteor broadsides your very durable rocketship sending you spiriling back to Earth where you safely crashland in a cornfield in Iowa. It's a good thing you strapped yourself in so tightly. I know you put a lot of thought into your post, but it's my job to disappoint you.
Actually you may have won with your well-thought post. There wasn't enough air left for you to make the return trip before running out. So you win. Happy?
Perhaps in future posts I will change it to "you will die in a completely different way than you planned" like in Final Destination when a n00b wants to kill himself and gets pwn3d randomly.
Lols, I guess so. But, I won't be the host. It will be WORK for me. Hosting my RPG is fun, but not this, I guess. So, I'll be playing for a while here, thinking of deaths. How's my other one?
Chuck Norris simply gives you the finger and you are still alive...
I drink a [/b]FULL bottle of detergent while I'm in a closed and undiscovered warehouse that has no windows, no doors, no openings, and the WHOLE[b] warehouse is made out of Kevlar and if anybody or anything touches the warehouse from outside, a 100 ton bomb explodes right next to me while I'm tied to a unmovable pole...
I get into a rocket without anyone. I then check the engines and stuff and it's fine. I also disable the control room's systems and I destroy them until they cannot be repaired. I check that Venus, The Moon and Mercury are not in the way. I then fly to the Sun and I don't wear any suits. I also check that there is only a little air inside the rocket for me to breathe. If I die then, it's good. Since the rocket is flying to the Sun, the front part will be melted. So, I go to the front without dropping or any mistakes and make sure the belt is good and not worn out. It is good. I strap myself hard and wait for my death.
since the host already decided this was a win, i'll just make my own comment. simulation was used, not real life. ^.^
@Rapyion I would say CN allowed you to try because he knew you would fail. He laughed a lot because to him it felt like you were tickling him. But if you really want an epic death, he punched you down through the center of the earth. You burn a lot and pop out in a rice field in China as a piece of carbon.
@CrispyFox1337 The government was aware of your plan. They sent in a poison control team as well as a bomb squad by using a drill-tank (like the one in the game Motherload) to dig under the wherehouse without setting off the bomb. They disarm the bomb. You were cut down from the pole and saved by the poison control team.
@spartandestroyer The nuke was an old dud you bought in Russia.
@sonicheroes95 The only reason I said it was a win is because he really put a lot of thought into it and I already foiled it. I just gave him a death because he really wanted it. I could have said that he was sent back at such a high speed that he had plenty of air. Simulation? That is very cheap. I could say that any death never existed at all and the world is a lie. I am not that lazy so I won't do that.
