Person: I make a rope, and hang my head on it, so I die. Host: The rope snaps, you failed to kill yourself.
Person: I aim a gun at my head and fire! Host: The gun jams.
Person: I throw a grenade at the ground and wait for it to explode. Host: You wait, wait, wait, but it doesn't explode, you then realize you forgot to cook the grenade...so Fail!
Victory Conditions -Kill yourself with an idea that cannot be reflected like in the examples. -The first guy who will kill himself is the new host of the game.
@spartandestroyer Your skeleton is unnecessary to your life, you would just look like a pile of skin, fat, and muscle. You would be squishy, but alive.
@bunniecorps You can eat as many as you want and you won't die from eating them, but you may become constipated for a few weeks. However if you choke on one, a large man stands behind you and saves you by using the heimlich maneuver.
@TheFinalPhoenix Your suicide is to get AIDS? Ok then (you probably got them from another man lol jk). You're arrested and quarintined in a seperate area.
@TFP You were arrested for tresspassing in a quarantined area. When they learned your true intentions you were quarantined to prevent spreading AIDS to others and were forced to take counseling.
@spartandestroyer Your pit was very shallow and only your feet burned before you were dragged out by scientists studying the shallow acid pit.
@TFP There is less gravity in space so your limbs would not be ripped off. You happened to jump into a pocket of air in space that was accidentally vented by the apolo 13 capsule. The air was stale but breathable. The sun was shining on your exposed body warming you just enough to survive. You began to fall toward the Earth. You hit a satelite on the way down which defends you from burning up during reentry. You land in a soft, overproducing cottonfield which cushions your fall. You survive.
i try to kill mutated burga the insanely overpowered soldier mutation who likes eating people. if that does not work i have a staring contest with staregineer.
@spartandestroyer You succeed in killing it due to your awesomeness (congrats!). During your staring contest, staregineer is crushed by a flaming meteor (O noes!) which missed you. You survive.
