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Oh yeah, I also ask you kindly to lay a beatdown on Chuck with it.

I give Santi_ an egg of the Ender Dragon, let it hatch, and fly away to kill Chuck Norris.

I give Bruce Lee 64 Golden Apples and tell him to attack Chuck Norris and use the apples to heal. I then tell Santi to WorldEdit him out of existence.

I ask you to give him the &quoten in the eye"

Sorry I took so long. Excuses:
1. Was really sick
2. Have a life outside AG
3. You kind of deserve it if you're still reading this
4. JK
I give you a Minecraft Diamond Sword and ask you to Destroy him.

I've never played minecraft so nothing really happens.
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Better idea: I give you a paddle with a picture of a sexy woman on it!

Nice. He thinks it's real, and as he's pulling down his pants, don't worry, he has boxers on, I paddle his, theigh.
Ouch. It hits, but the paddle breaks in the process. O_o
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Oh yeah, I also ask you kindly to lay a beatdown on Chuck with it.

I try to lay down the word beatdown on him, but he's standing up.
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I give Santi_ an egg of the Ender Dragon, let it hatch, and fly away to kill Chuck Norris.

The egg, hatches, a Nyan Cat, which commits suicide after it can't find any candy.
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I give Bruce Lee 64 Golden Apples and tell him to attack Chuck Norris and use the apples to heal. I then tell Santi to WorldEdit him out of existence.

Dude, Brice is Paralyzed! You throw the apples on his drooling face on a wheelchair. And, WorldEdit?
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I get his mom to come over and tell her he's been a bad bad boy.

You know who comes? Abraham Lincoln. He demotivates Chuck, and he is now more supsceptible to damage.
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I ask you to give him the &quoten in the eye"

I give him an eye with a pen stabbed through it.

Chuck Norris: 85

I ask you to poke a pen into Chuck's eyes (&quoten in the eye" means stab his eyes with a pen READ THE QUOTES)

I give you world editing powers, and politely ask you to edit Chuck out of the game.

I ask you to kick Chuck Norris out of this tread.

I crush the 4th wall by finding a computer, logging in, and looking at this thread in AG.

I ask you to poke a pen into Chuck's eyes (&quoten in the eye" means stab his eyes with a pen READ THE QUOTES)

Calm child. He blocks it.

I give you world editing powers, and politely ask you to edit Chuck out of the game.

The Universal Counsel prevents any universal modification, unless sanctioned by their vote.

I egg Chuck's house.

You throw the eggs, but the house roundhouse kicks the eggs right back at you, barely missing your face. Because you killed JB.

I ask you to kick Chuck Norris out of this tread.

One more attack like that, just to wasting my time, and you will be banned. You've been warned.

I crush the 4th wall by finding a computer, logging in, and looking at this thread in AG.

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I look at a Coca-cola code.

And find the meaning of life.

Chuck Norris: 90

I ask you to summon a powerful spirit to attack him.(please?)

I throw a stamp at him.

It turns into a, OMG, a stamp!
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I ask you to summon a powerful spirit to attack him.(please?)

Better, thanks. But, you're forgetting, that I'm the only thing that can damage him. The spirit comes a Chuck, but he yawns, and is swept away.
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Chuck Norris: 95

He is only more supsceptible to attack if you're able to attack him.

I ask you to drain his health and power level down to 0

I ask you to drain his health and power level down to 0

Health and power level? He is essentially made of power and health, and roundhouse kicks. Yeah if I did that, you wouldn't like it. Anyone in a five trillion foot radius would be disintegrated.

I ask you to give him a sleep potion and say it is juice.