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I tell santi_ to focus all his energy on Chuck norris and use energy blast(this very powerful special move which instantly defeats your enemy)

Good, a creative move, I focus my energy into Chuck Norris, he absorbs most of it, but couldn't handle it all, and had to release it in a series of internal explosions damaging him. The explosions were so massive it ripped a hole in space time, larger than any back hole has created. Yes he has been damaged, but now, reality is not what it seems. Anything can happen now.
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Chuck Norris: 100

The universe is acting strange. Your attacks may act a little strange now.

I give you lots of fast food so you can feed it to chuck and he can explode! and in case it doesn't work push this red button and the food explodes since it's not real

Alexandra, you are overloading me with comments. Even perfection needs a break *huh*, seriously, the breakfast buffet forgot the shrimp, sorry I'm a little, moody, if I don't get shrimp. And like I said everyone, I can't influence the free will of others.

I tell Santi to turn into a flying warrior and to attack Chuck Norris. Its Super Effective!

I ask you to do this with Chuck Norris:

I ask you to show him this

and make him keep pressing the red button till his finger falls off.

I ask you to summon me to focus all my energy and kill chuck norris and bring peace back to the world.

The energy of one mortal cannot solve the world's problem, it is impossible to create true peace, if you wish to sacrifice your energy, that would mean sacrificing your soul. If you choose to do that your mind will not exist anymore, and there will be no heaven, he**, or reincarnation. Your being will return to the womb of the void. Even then, all will not be well.

I get a machine to go to an alternate universe and take the Chuck Norris from that universe to kill the Chuck Norris of this universe.

Access to any "alternate universes" is not prohibited in this universe. At least one solar system must have a class Level of 5, and a Weapon level of 2. Try again in 300 years.
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I give you lots of fast food so you can feed it to chuck and he can explode! and in case it doesn't work push this red button and the food explodes since it's not real

He. Ate. A. Black. Hole. Nuclear. Bombs. And. Extremely. Powerful. Missiles.
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Chuck Norris: 100

I ask you to terribly opperate like a noob on Chuck norris removing everything inside of him. Since only you can kill him you are the only one who can opperate like a terrible doctor and possibly kill him.

I tell Santi to turn into a flying warrior and to attack Chuck Norris. Its Super Effective!

I would be weaker than I arleady am, because I am a perfect form of this centuries dominating hominid.

I ask you to show him this
and make him keep pressing the red button till his finger falls off.

It bores him. And the red button, actually starts respecting him.

I stare at Chuck Norris menacingly.

The metaphor staring daggers becomes a reality, and you deal some damage.
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Chuck Norris: 98

Oh, and blk2860, and SubZero007, the strange events will act in your favor more often then against.

I ask you to terribly opperate like a noob on Chuck norris removing everything inside of him. Since only you can kill him you are the only one who can opperate like a terrible doctor and possibly kill him.

I operate perfectly terrible. So I perform a normal operation
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Chuck Norris: 100

I ask Santi_ POLIGHTLY to cut Chuck Norris open and take out all his organs and stuff he swallowed.

I eat a Bologna Sandwich.

It turns into a smoked turkey, ham, 4 cheese, pancheta, and cavier sandwich. OMG! +2 constitution!

Fail. JK

I tell Chuck Norris to destroy ygdrasill.

I ask Santi_ POLIGHTLY to cut Chuck Norris open and take out all his organs and stuff he swallowed.

He regenerates his organs as soon as I remove them. But as I took out the food, he became hungry and starts chasing Alexandra.
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Chuck Norris: 100

Alexandra222, you are out of this game for today. You can play tommorrow. But you now can't get too close to Chuck, or risk being eaten.

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