Forums → Forum Games → Destroy Chuck Norris

I ask you to give him a sleep potion and say it is juice.

You give me the potion, but sees you while doing it. And he's still hungry.
Temporayily Disabled: Alexandra222

I throw my Poker Chips at him.

You throw poker chips at him.
-0

Chuck Norris: 105

santi uses a paddle to his face.

Oh, This is not

I throw a key at his eye.

You throw a key at his eye, it disintegrates before it reaches him.
-0
You have to use me.

santi uses a paddle to his face.

He's starting to get used to the normal paddle attacks, it won't do as much damage from now on.
-10

Chuck Norris: 100

I make a genderswapped, pretty clone of Santi to assassinate Chuck Norris.

I tell Santi to throw a moltov grenade at him with the speed of one thousand suns.

How do you know suns are moving fast? I throw a molotov grenade, and it explodes. With the fury of one thousand suns.
-0

Chuck Norris: 105

Weather: Fire

I kill the person who keeps reviving Chuck Norris.

I kill the person who keeps reviving Chuck Norris.

*Sigh* I already explained what was causing Chuck's health to increase, and it's not a person.

I make a genderswapped, pretty clone of Santi to assassinate Chuck Norris.

I put Santi in a cannon and launch him at Chuck Norris.

Somone did this before. Chuck learns from his mistakes and dodges me.

I make a genderswapped, pretty clone of Santi to assassinate Chuck Norris.

*I pick up a gun* music plays in the background: "I'm on a highway to h-"

[i]Forgot this.

*Music stops and I put down the gun*

Chuck Norris: 110

I set Santi on fire and make him run into Chuck Norris.

I'm not flammable.

I play Santi Tetris against Chuck Norris.

You're lucky, I came in second in the first Tetris World Compitition. Chuck Never saw what blocked him.
-50

Chuck Norris: 65

Weather: Fire

(Is the weather supposed to be fine, or fire?) I hit him with my Ford Santi.


Ford Santi? You can't go THAT far.

And the weather is FIRE.

Chuck Noris: 70
Weather: FIRE

I played Halo with Chuck Norris in real life and killed him with a Scorpion!

I play SantiSX against Chuck Norris (Instead of SSX, you know the snowboarding game)
I played Halo with Chuck Norris in real life and killed him with a Scorpion!

Ok, how about this? I'll remove some of Chuck's health, but no Santi ______ games. K?
-25

Chuck Noris: 50