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And by stuff he swalloed i mean the black hole and missles and weapons he swallowed.

I tell Chuck Norris to destroy ygdrasill.

You tell him, he doesn't do it.

I play a forum game.

Good for you?

And by stuff he swalloed i mean the black hole and missles and weapons he swallowed.

I know. It was already digested.

Chuck Norris: 100

I throw a paperclip at him.

Paperclips=pain
-10

Chuck Norris: 90

I portal him to Aperture Science.

I throw away a bomb, and throw the detonator switch at him.

The bomb turns into a flower. When Chuck presses the detanator, the flower dances a little, then spews out confetti.
-0

Chuck Norris: 90

I throw a cake at him, but the cake is a lie so it is actually a bomb.

I throw a paper airplane at him

It into a pirahna. But there is no water, so it chokes to death
-0

I throw a cake at him, but the cake is a lie so it is actually a bomb.

So because the cake is a liar, it becomes a bomb, how can I argue with that logic!
-0

Chuck Norris: 90

Use me to attack him.

I make you a human cannonball directed straight towards the Norris.

I make you a human cannonball directed straight towards the Norris.

I climb into the cannon, then am fired towards Chuck Norris. He roundhouse kicks me, but I break his foot.
-20

Chuck Norris: 70

The void is acting strange, from now on, Chuck will gain 5hp every turn.

I call Bruce Lee from the dead to defeat Chuck Norris again!

no

Why not?

He's not dead just paralyzed remember?

I give you a Minecraft Diamond Sword and ask you to Destroy him.

Better idea: I give you a paddle with a picture of a sexy woman on it!