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I ask Santi to roundhouse-kick Chuck Norris.

We roundhouse kick each other. I win, but just barely. It creates a rift in the void, and Earth is back where it usually is, if you throw something at Chuck Norris, don't expect it to turn into a unicorn that you're riding with a clothless Tosh.0 and Obama, while Ozzy Osbourne is playing Crazy Train, and getting high in the background.
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Chuck Noris: 35

I use santi_'s DNA to make a sword of pure santi and slash at him.

I throw a grenade made of pure Santi at him.

Hey, you need a part of me to make that grenade. And, dinner and a movie first, pal.
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Chuck Noris: 40

I santi laugh at chuck noris because he is not chuck norris.I then santi punch him to hell and back.

I use santi_'s DNA to make a sword of pure santi and slash at him.

CHUCK NORRIS WILL LIVE

I get Bruce Lee, Santi, Jet Li, Mike Tyson, Sylvester Stallone, James Bond, Superman, Jason Bourne, Bigfoot, Zeus, Jackie Chan, Harrison Ford, Alexander the Great, Spartacus, Napoleon, Percy Jackson, and Genghis Khan together and combine them into a Superhuman to round-house kick Chuck Norris.

Yeah, half of them were previous Santi's, so good job.

I nicely ask Santi_ to give Mr.Norris a angry well-written letter

No, that's just not how I roll.

CHUCK NORRIS WILL LIVE

Anyone else wants to get smited? Come on now. Anyone?

Well that just about killed him.




The only problem is. You've been attacking his twin brother, Huck Norris. The real battle starts.

Chuck Norris: 10,000

I use santi_'s DNA to make a sword of pure santi and slash at him.

i take santi .i put his dna in the toilet bowl.when chuck norris is doing his duty .santi's will over comes the water and he takes chuck norris up the butt makin his insides full of santi wich makes him finnaly die.R.I.P chuck norris.everybody knows chuck norris is allerget to santi duuuuhhhhhh

I figured out the 2nd mystery!

That's why he only has 2 friends, himself, and another person I probably shouldn't mention.

So this creature will Round-house kick Chuck Norris.

Oh ho ho ho ho, so somehow you gained the power to change the universe? Nothing too extreme guys.
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i take santi .i put his dna in the toilet bowl.when chuck norris is doing his duty .santi's will over comes the water and he takes chuck norris up the butt makin his insides full of santi wich makes him finnaly die.R.I.P chuck norris.everybody knows chuck norris is allerget to santi duuuuhhhhhh

You post anything like this crap, literally, again, and I'll hit you so hard with the ban hammer, the doctor will have to surgically remove it. JK, or am I?
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I figured out the 2nd mystery!
That's why he only has 2 friends, himself, and another person I probably shouldn't mention.
Santi_ is his other friend!

Not the brightest are you? Not the sharpest knife in the drawer? Not the roundest circle? Not the Straightest line? Woah, sorry, that sounds really wrong, out of context.
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Chuck Norris: 10,000

I steal santi's wallet and buy a slegehammer and throw it into Chuck's face.

Dude, you're my friend, but, Try It. Just Try That Again, I Dare You.

I round-house kick Chuck Norris.

And break your foot trying.

Chuck Norris: 10,000

I use santi_'s DNA to make a sword of pure santi and slash at him

(If that sounded out of context, I was trying to guess your post in page 4, otherwise it would be Captain Falcon, his other half)

I give Santi_ a cake.