I resurrect Bruce Lee and Order him to finish Norris. Lee is proven to win in this fight because: 1) He destroys Chuck in The Way Of The Dragon 2) Chuck has admitted to Bruce being able to defeat him in a one on one fight. 3) Why does Chuck Norris have so many jokes and Bruce Lee none? 'Cause Bruce Lee is no joke! 4) Bruce is more intelligently wiser as he was a Philosopher as well as an Actor and Martial Artist(there's more but I can't really be bothered), but Chuck is only 2 of those.
Any thing you say or write to "counter" what I've said is just purely from your imagination, but I gotta say you have some imagination there my friend
Anymore Bruce Lee comments, and I will drop the ban hammer.
i use thousand chuck norrises from other dimensions to kill the chuck norris from this dimension with a paradox.
How?
chuck Norris has no weaknesses it is impossible to kill him so i'd suggest running rite now. P.S. something funny to do is an "i'm feeling lucky" search on google and type in "find Chuck Norris"
Seriously, that's so 2 years ago.
[/i]I resurrect Bruce Lee and Order him to finish Norris. Lee is proven to win in this fight because: 1) He destroys Chuck in The Way Of The Dragon 2) Chuck has admitted to Bruce being able to defeat him in a one on one fight. 3) Why does Chuck Norris have so many jokes and Bruce Lee none? 'Cause Bruce Lee is no joke! 4) Bruce is more intelligently wiser as he was a Philosopher as well as an Actor and Martial Artist(there's more but I can't really be bothered), but Chuck is only 2 of those. Any thing you say or write to "counter" what I've said is just purely from your imagination, but I gotta say you have some imagination there my friend Gold[/i]
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... I throw Gold_Lightning at Chuck Norris.
You try to pick him up, but drop him on your foot, and break it. Fail.
*Rubs temples furiously then comes up with............nothing that would work, but says the first thing that comes to mind* I would just kill Chuck Norris with whatever works, I guess...
*Rubs temples furiously then comes up with............nothing that would work, but says the first thing that comes to mind* I would just kill Chuck Norris with whatever works, I guess...
I'm his only weakness remember? Noobs do really never learn. -0
*[i]I'm his only weakness remember?* Shoot Santi_ with a sniper rifle five times, point-blank in the head, shove as many grenades as I can down your throat and ***, shoot you again another fifteen times with a shotgun, again point-blank, and then time a tactical nuke to go off while I run off, safe from harm. Noobs do learn, everyone starts as a noob.
