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I hit Chuck Norris with Santi_'s corpse over and over

Shoot Santi_ with a sniper rifle five times, point-blank in the head, shove as many grenades as I can down your throat and ***, shoot you again another fifteen times with a shotgun, again point-blank, and then time a tactical nuke to go off while I run off, safe from harm.
Noobs do learn, everyone starts as a noob.

Ahh, that was a nice massage, and snack, thanks. Also, when you tried to shove those grenades up my a**, they came to life and started chesing you. =P

I hit Chuck Norris with Santi_'s corpse over and over

How I'm not dead. But you will be if you think you're gonna touch me like that.

Chuck Norris: 9,850

hey Santi_, are you on here 24/7?

no

I pollute the air by farting non-stop.

I eat a Mcdouble.

And become obese.
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I pollute the air by farting non-stop.

You almost choke yourself to death, but barely make live to tell about it.
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Chuck Norris: 9,850

I jump off a trampoline and crush him (Since I ate a Mcdouble)

You get on the trampoline, go to the middle, but you break the fabric, and fall face first to the ground.
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Chuck Norris: 9,850

But I polluted the air and therefore killed all the mortals around me.

I ask Santi_ to **** Chuck Norris YEAH

I play Halo against him and beat him since I'm way better at Xbox than him.

Okay.
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But I polluted the air and therefore killed all the mortals around me.

The amount of flatus necesarry will take more flatus than a mortal can produce in a year. You try to produce more flatus, but you get more than you asked for when something else comes out. Ew.
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Chuck isn't a mortal (Hey Santi can I help Decide the outcomes like Bladerunner does on Yggdrasil?)

No, I'm in good control of this, if it gets really popular, and I can't keep up with it, I might allow you if you can actually damage him in a significant way.

I ask Santi_ to **** Chuck Norris YEAH

I slap you into last week for proposing I do it with Chuck
Temporarily Disabled: Chess341

Chuck Norris: 9,850

uh whats that mean exactly?

uh whats that mean exactly?

You can't attack until the temporary disablement is over.

i use a time machine to travel back in time to kill chuck norris before he could learn fighting.

i use a time machine to travel back in time to kill chuck norris before he could learn fighting.

But, you don't have, a...*Sigh*. I'll let you figure that out yourself.
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Chuck Norris: 9,850
Temporarily Disabled: Chess341

no you don't

no you don't

no you don't (while your yelling i'm still calm)