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no you don't

i hire a gang to tye santi to a chair then i lure chuck norris also into the room using the fresh smell of santi away when you need to smell fresh as a daisyand then i press my switch and the walls close in causeing chuck norris to eventually become so close to santi that his alergies of santi show up and he dies then santi uses the force to get out of the closing iron death trap

no you don't blk

no you don't because i'm actually a robot that is being controlled by the real me in a a unknown location.

i am acually a friend of blk 2860 and i think he culd do it just cuz even if he could not he has alot of friend that would make u

I make Chess341 do Chuck.

I'll allow it.
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i hire a gang to tye santi to a chair then i lure chuck norris also into the room using the fresh smell of santi away when you need to smell fresh as a daisyand then i press my switch and the walls close in causeing chuck norris to eventually become so close to santi that his alergies of santi show up and he dies then santi uses the force to get out of the closing iron death trap

One more stupid post like that, and you're getting the ban hammer.
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Chuck Norris: 9,860
Temporarily Disabled: Chess341
Listen Chess, if you keep commenting useless spam like that, I'm gonna ban you. And I'll let it slide for blk cuz he's my friend.

I fire nukes at Chuck's crotch over and over and over and over and over...

i ask santi to politely ask santi for dinner with me at the bar and when chuck norris walks in and sees santi .he chooses to fight santi but he loses against THE GREAT SANTI(not trying to suck up just want to have a post that he does not yell at me for)

I borrow calebsi's army of coilies and make them attack Chuck.

Who's commanding it? hint, hint

I fire nukes at Chuck's crotch over and over and over and over and over...

Yeah, I think he likes it cuz the nect thing I know, I see him running to a hotel with a bunch of those nukes. Explosive.


i ask santi to politely ask santi for dinner with me at the bar and when chuck norris walks in and sees santi .he chooses to fight santi but he loses against THE GREAT SANTI(not trying to suck up just want to have a post that he does not yell at me for)

Hard to go to a bar, when I don't DRINK. Gosh. Alcoholics. JK

Chuck Norris: 9,860
Temporarily Disabled: Chess341

I ask Santi to hit Chuck with his ban hammer.

I ask Santi to hit Chuck with his ban hammer.

I walk into his hotel room, and while Chuck is with his bombs, I pound him with the hammer, then after I'm out of the hotel, I throw the hammer at the bombs. *You see me walking towards the camera, with a giant nuclear explosion behind me.*
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Chuck Norris: 9,710
Okay Chess, you're back in.

I ask Santi_ to command every army known to man EVER to kill Chuck.

I ask Santi_ to command every army known to man EVER to kill Chuck.

Now why would I do that? Anyway, no one is allowed to time travel in this sector.
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Chuck Norris: 9,710

I recruit an army of the best soldiers ever and tell them they are under your command.

I get Santi to Chuck Norris's energy to power a giant Santi fireball, which wI launch at Chuck Norris..